I go to my house and find a time machine (I am 16 years old at the time.) I go back in time when Norman Reedus was 16. Sadly Norman wasn’t my boyfriend. I find a new man and we are 3 months in to out relationship. Then I find he is cheating on me. I cry as it rains as i see him kissing another girl. I run into the corner store next to me and come back outside with ice cream. Norman Reedus sees me crying. I have a small anxiety attack and my panties get seriously wet. I keep crying and then he hugs me. I point to my boyfriend and whimper “That’s my boyfriend.” He stops hugging me and walks over to my ex boyfriend and punches him in the face. He comes back and kissses me on the forehead.
Then The Unbearible happens…
My Alarm Clock I forgot to turn off for summer
So obviously I love the walking dead being that all my posts either have to do with Daryl Dixon…or food. So I watch the show and sometimes I have the erg to look at interviews with Norman Reedus (Daryl Dixon for all the bitches that don’t know who Norman Reedus is) and then I see something that made me go to my kitchen and pull out a butcher knife.
I watch the video and it is of Norman Reedus behind the scenes. He talks about a little girl named Sophia on the show. (Being that I hate her, I don’t know her actor name) She is about 12 years old and jokes around saying Norman is her “boyfriend.” She says its a joke. Let me ask her something. In the movie “Nightmare on Elm street”, were those little kids joking when they sang “1,2 Freddy’s Coming For You.”?
Ed Edd and Edddie clasic
ME WHEN U HATE DARYL DIXON
BITCH DO U WANNA DIE
FUCK THAT BABY. Cant say that Daryl is gonna think it the wrong way. I can word it differently.
I wish I were that baby…And then i could say it.
(When You first have “The Talk”)
Imagine Daryl is ur dad, ur mother is dead, he has the talk with his only daughter (You) You ask how babies are born and this is his face
I have seen hatrid of daryl on tumblr
Ur ass will be stomped